The title would indicate that this is about that book or movie with that British actor (Robert Pattinson) every tween girl (and guys?) would want to violate (if given the chance to). But no it's not about that. I just like it to attract would be readers via manipulated search engines ...
So I've been having these weird dreams lately where I'm a vampire ... and in it I'm not as invincible as these Hollywood vampires are made to be. In fact, I can die from a gunshot wound and even AIDS (yes ... one of my "victims" had the HIV virus and it affected me too. WTF right?).
My dreams take its usual course: I roam the night and day (I'm one of the few that can walk in daylight) looking for some purpose in what a vampire life should be like. I'll feed every other night. Mostly rich business men and women (I also hunt bad people - murderers, rapist, thieves, etc. but in another dream I stopped because they taste like rotten cheese). And then right before I wake up, somehow I am struck with some sort of life-threatening injury/disease ... and I die.
I'm going to stop talking for now.
Until my next dream.
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